Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it.

frankies-diamond-collar:

tie-dyed0cean:

jallensays:

tran-the-man:

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:


Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

There could be a dead body under that snow and no one would ever know. 

^and then theres this person

this is why we cant have nice things.

Reblogging b/c of the comments OMG

frankies-diamond-collar:

tie-dyed0cean:

jallensays:

tran-the-man:

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:

Isn’t it relaxing?
Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

There could be a dead body under that snow and no one would ever know. 

^and then theres this person

this is why we cant have nice things.

Reblogging b/c of the comments OMG

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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it.


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Reblog if you have boobs

danhowellspenis:

itdemandstobefelt:

aniqueki:

That’s a lot of boobs..

AND JUST THINK EACH OF THEM PROBABLY HAS TWO

“probably”

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An old man walked across the beach until he came across a young boy throwing something into the breaking waves. Upon closer inspection, the old man could see that the boy was tossing stranded starfish from the sandy beach, back into the ocean.
“What are you doing, young man?”  He asked. “If the starfish are still on the beach when the sun rises, they will die,” the boy answered.“That is ridiculous. There are thousands of miles of beach and millions of starfish. It doesn’t matter how many you throw in; you can’t make a difference.”
“It matters to this one,” the boy said as he threw another starfish into the waves. “And it matters to this one.”

An old man walked across the beach until he came across a young boy throwing something into the breaking waves. Upon closer inspection, the old man could see that the boy was tossing stranded starfish from the sandy beach, back into the ocean.

“What are you doing, young man?”  He asked.
“If the starfish are still on the beach when the sun rises, they will die,” the boy answered.
“That is ridiculous. There are thousands of miles of beach and millions of starfish. It doesn’t matter how many you throw in; you can’t make a difference.”

“It matters to this one,” the boy said as he threw another starfish into the waves. “And it matters to this one.”

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When I was younger…….. I’d put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out or you had to pee. Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only thing i had to take care of was a Tamagotchi. The only ‘fake’ friends i had were invisible ones . I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now). Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn’t wait to grow up…what the hell were we thinking?

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l0stinthethrill0fitall:

yatir:


REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK.

Lmao

TRUE FUCKING FRIENDS

l0stinthethrill0fitall:

yatir:

REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK.

Lmao

TRUE FUCKING FRIENDS

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rummagingforanswersinthepages:

-skeletally:

beautiousblonde:

distraction:

it makes me sad that society has thrown away traditions like this for surround sound movie theaters selling overpriced fat popcorn

I live in a really small town, but we have a big film drive in, it’s perf in the summer.

Someday let this be us, please.

I wish someone would take me

rummagingforanswersinthepages:

-skeletally:

beautiousblonde:

distraction:

it makes me sad that society has thrown away traditions like this for surround sound movie theaters selling overpriced fat popcorn

I live in a really small town, but we have a big film drive in, it’s perf in the summer.

Someday let this be us, please.

I wish someone would take me

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l0stinthethrill0fitall:

yatir:


REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK.

Lmao

TRUE FUCKING FRIENDS

l0stinthethrill0fitall:

yatir:

REAL FRIENDS THAT GOT YOUR BACK.

Lmao

TRUE FUCKING FRIENDS

(Source: cooolstoorybrooo)


twerksmas:

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD.

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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20

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supharries:

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